Who knows what's going on?
Brandon Myers, CEO
'I put out a magazine ad to get entries of the craziest activities for a small prize and place in an upcoming publication.
things may have gotten out of hand...
In retrospect, this probably wasn't the best idea.'
Matt Dean, COO
'I knew something was up when I went to my window and saw nothing but white. Surely we are not getting a summer snow, right? After I opened my front door, I realized I had been the target of those hooligans a few streets over. My house was covered with toilet paper...'
Jason Shuster, CFO
'I don't know what the hell is going on. I was sitting there, watching some TV and all of a sudden I heard a thump outside. On further investigation I noticed a bunch of eggs and TP all over the side of my house! The Nightwatch really needs to get on this!'
Sox News interview with Bo Braxton, the head of Nightwatch of the community of Regency Pointe. Regency Pointe has had some strange occurrences happening at night, and Mr. Braxton wanted to get the word out that everything might not be as it seems.
We sent our own Brandi Carse to the site to interview him and shed some light on the developing situation.
Brandi: I'm here with Bo Braxton, neighborhood nightwatch of the community of Regency Pointe, who says there are some strange -
Bo: Officer Bo Braxton here. Ma'am it is way more than some strange -
Brandi: Sir please don't cut me off -
Bo: Occurrences. This is a full-on invasion! I'm talking cars getting vandalized, entire houses destroyed, and graffiti appearing in full force -
Brandi: If I could just -
Bo: Everywhere! These punks are coming out of the woodwork every damn night! We need to get the army, the air force, the -
Brandi: You need to slow -
Bo: Muffin Cracking Marines! I have it all documented here in this Dossier, we need to get this information out to the pub -
Brandi: And that's all the time we have! Keep checking back for more information as we dive into the crazy rambl- the journal and story of this brave Neighborhood Wathcman!
Brandi: This has been Brandi Carse for Sox News, signing off.